My addict uncle is apparently back with his addict girlfriend. His addict girlfriend was banned from the house for telling off one of my dad's best friends.

So, when I see her I ask "I thought you weren't supposed to come back after what happened with Charlie..."

My dad looks at me and goes "You little bastard!" when they leave the room.

Sarah says I lack tact. It's true. Particularly when it isn't necessary. For people like that, it really, truly, isn't.