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It's a Miracle I'm Not Suicidal!

Here's a rough transcript about what I heard while I was in the bathroom. A discussion, actually, more like a rant by my dad to my mom.

Dad: It's been six months, and I've fooled around with you once. Yeah, I could have fucked you that one time when you were all drunk, but I would have been fucking you while you were asleep. I'm 50 years old and I need to fool around and if I'm not doing it with you then I'm just going to do it with someone else. It won't be cheating because we're not together and we haven't been together for a long time.

There was more, but yeah.

ALWAYS at the most inopportune times do they get into an argument. Why didn't I stay in my room? At least with Dynasty and Golden Girls I know Alexis and Blanche are whores, but I don't have to get rather graphic images in my head.


I think I'm going to go and become a monk now. Vow of celibacy, here I comes!


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Jun. 29th, 2008 04:44 pm (UTC)
OMG that's awful!!!
Jun. 30th, 2008 03:02 am (UTC)
O_O. this is beyond a birthday-killer. oh gods. i feel the pain. but at least your dad doesn't take advantage of your mom. that's a plus.
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