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I stoled it from snowflake_girl, because I steal plenty of shit from her, so why screw with a good thing?



1. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Abs Breen from defunct British Boyband 5ive was born on the same day as me, but like four years before me or something. Don't know who he is? Consider yourself lucky...

2. Where was your first kiss?
Leave me alone. NO KISS, EVER! STOP MOCKING ME WITH YOUR DAMNED KISS QUESTIONS!

3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
I jumped up and down on my dad's satelite dish when I was little, since I thought it was a trampoline. It was broken, so it didn't really matter, but does that count?

4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Probably my cousin, but never a random person for no reason, no.

5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
When I was a youngin, and had no shame, and was around dozens upon dozens of other youngins, I did. When I knew what shame was, I stopped. Screw large numbers of people.

6. What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
THE HAIR!!!

7. What really turns you on?
THE HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8. What do you order at Starbucks?
Nothing. Maybe Water if I'm desperate. I had Cocoa there once, it sucked, so I boycott.

9. What is your biggest mistake?
Not watching Gilmore Girls from the beginning?

10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Probably. Emotionally almost certainly. I might have hurt myself on purpose as a kid to get something, like a toy, or a day off from school. Evil child.

11. Say something totally random about yourself.
I like pie.

12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
No, because celebrities are pretty people, on the whole, and I am not a pretty person, so to hell with that.

13. Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows?
DAMN STRAIGHT!

14. Did you have braces?
No, my teeth be good.

15. Are you comfortable with your height?
No, I'm too short. I want to be taller than 6'5'', and that's true. I do want to be taller, just because.

16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
HA!

17. When do you know it's love?
Umm... see the no kissy? And the mocking of romance?

18. Do you speak any other languages?
Fluently? No. I speak a bit of Japanese and Spanish, and, by a bit I mean A BIT. I know like three words in Korean, too.

19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
Maybe, might have gone in, certainly didn't tan.

20. What magazines do you read?
Nothing while I'm here at school. At home, I read Entertainment Weekly like it's crack, because I like reading that shit. I used to read EGM, but it started to suck. WAIT! I read Toyfare, because it's friggen hilarious. Wizard used to be good, then I got tired of watching them give Wolverine a friggen ego blowjob, so I stopped.

21. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Yup.

22. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Really, really close? No. Do animals count? Because if so, yes.

23. Do you watch MTV?
They stopped showing Room Raiders, it makes me sad. But the new Inferno starts next month, and I will watch that. Especially if Coral's there. Coral's my bitch!

24. What's something that really annoys you?
Idiots.

25. What's something you really like?
MONEY! BoA!

26. Do you like Michael Jackson?
Leave Michael Jackson Alone. He's innocent. Yes, he's a fucking crazy bastard, but he makes the good music, dammit!

27. Can you dance?
No, I sold my grove to Stella, that's how she got it back, and I don't want it.

28. What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
Pretty late, back in the day, when I wasn't old and feeble. Probably like 3-4ish.

29. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
Yeah, actually. This summer. I was having aniexity attacks because of the harpy and they were very painful and scary and I would never get to sleep before like four in the morning because it would hurt so much... but I'm better now. Away time from the harpy does that.

30. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
No.

31. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
I do, sometimes.

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snowflake_girl
Oct. 9th, 2005 11:50 pm (UTC)
you made me laugh, you made me cry... good meme! keep stealing from me, I welcome it!


*kisses you full on the mouth* no more no kissy!
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