June 9th, 2009

Pluto close up

Know what's fun?

Taking a cold shower first thing in the morning is SO MUCH FUN! And no, before you think that I NEEDED one for some reason or another, let me say that the only reason I took a cold shower is because WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY HOT WATER! And if I would have told my dad that he would have fixed it, but it would have taken a bunch of time to heat up and then everything would have been pushed back and my mom would have been pissed off. So, good little trooper that I am, I jumped in the exceptionally cold shower and died a little bit. Then he fixed the water, and I think she's taking the hot one. Bitch.

I realize that it's marginal compared to a_happenstance not having ANY water, but it still sucks!
Pluto close up

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DONALD!

Today is Donald Duck's 75th birthday! CELEBRATE HIS GREATNESS, DAMN YOU!

Donald, I love the holy hell out of you. You my boy. I defend you to the death! But you best not do me dirty when I'm at Disneyland later this month, because I will cut you if you shaft me!