November 24th, 2005

Pluto close up

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand they're off!

It's Turkey Day, and it's barely 9 in the morning, so, my parents, being my parents, are busy screaming at one another. The current argument is that my father does not wish to have the 'Chico State Mom' plate on the car, but the harpy does. I'm with my father, but this is how things generally go, since my father is not nearly as insane and incompetent as my mother. Odds are that she will get her way, as the father is a spineless jellyfish, though I do love him for the lack of a spine since it means that I get more shit.

I wish to have lots and lots of ham today. Precious honey glazed ham. Wonderful in all possible ways. Sadly, there will be more drama as the day goes, I know this. I've always known this. How many divorces shall they threaten each other with? Let us start a running tab!

In other news: If Nick and Jessica can't make it work... who can? Really, I wanted them to make it work. Why? Just because. I don't give a rats ass about either of them, but I generally dislike divorce. Although I bet Nick is kicking himself in the ass for not getting her knocked up before they did the splits. Now he has no ties to his former woman. And, he'll slowly become a drunkard. Oh yes.