Seriously, I kicked the little kitten (ON ACCIDENT) twice (ON ACCIDENT!)... and it was funny (BUT ENTIRELY ON ACCIDENT!). The first time I did it, I was walking to get the trash out, kicked the kitten into the fridge... felt bad, but laughed. Come back, kick the kitten AGAIN... this time into the stove... and laugh even harder. The kitten doesn't like me very much, and I still feel bad, but, fuck, that was some funny shit.