July 21st, 2003

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Well,

My Hey Hey Hey love was rudely put aside while my parents bickered because my mother is drunk off of her ass and never knows how to SHUT HER FUCKING MOUTH!!!

She's also apparently begun plotting towards ending my father's life, saying that she wants to kill him very much because he is "a lazy fat ass who never does anything". I tell her that if she kills daddy she'll go to jail and never get out, or be put to death herself, such a plot would certainly take away from her quality time with future grandchildren. It quickly shut her up...

SPEAKING of Children... while I was at my Aunt and Uncle's house I found myself asking "Why in the FUCK do I want triplets?" Really, the little baby, about 1, maybe 2, cries ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!! NEVER SHUTS UP! I think of this... she's bad enough, if I have kids like that, they'll be crying, but three times as much... three times as many diapers to change, three times as many bottles to make, three times as much sleep lost...

Plus, there's Laila, the 4 year old who wakes up in the middle of the night screaming and panting for whatever reason, and is hyperactive throughout all the day, my cousin has to drag her by her hair into the tub, which I of course do not condone, but the girl DOES show much reluctance towards listening to her mother. Of course, if the woman didn't scream at her every other fucking second she might be a little more receptive, but I digress... so, Triplets come, I deal with 3 times as much of that...

Tito... my adorable cousin, I swear, I don't like babies, but Tito (not his real name) was damnnnnnnnned cute, still is... but he's also plenty annoying. An attention whore if you will, but still cute... 3 of them...

Tiny, another nickname, my inbred, and I do NOT mean this in a joke, I'm talking ACTUALLY inbred (parents are first cousins... *Brrrr* 2 other kids, too, none of them have extra toes or anything, but the boy does seem a bit slow...) "cousin" is yet another camera whore, doing anything for any screen time my aunt would give him with her video camera. Quite annoying, never shits up, thinks everything is a contest... and pees on the rug in the middle of the night because he's too damned lazy to actually go and walk over to the bathroom...

Plus, there's the big boy... but I don't care HOW many kids I have... no 12 year olds of mine are gonna be 200 fucking pounds...

I'm venting now, I should probably stop that... off to whittle away looking for decent fanart, which I won't find, but I digress...
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Maxim is on my shit list...

They named She-Ra, my beloved Adora, one of the 25 lamest Superhero characters ever!!!!!!!

Course, Aquaman was on there, too, and we don't disagree with that, but this is She-Ra, She-Ra!!!!
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I get scary IM's

This guy basically was like "you want to turn into a werewolf?"

apparently he wanted kinky cyber sex...

GOD WHY THE FUCK DO I GET SHIT LIKE THIS!?!?!
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BORED!!!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED!!!!

Actually wanting to write, even though it is daylight, and my mother is around, and stuff... but can't, because I don't know how to write for the domain, and I don't want to start something for the yahoo geocities site and then have it not be done, which I somehow doubt it would be done before Vanessa makes the switch over...

Plus, me and Ayl were bitching about jocks and their innate ability to be pompous assholes, but us nerds don't have the innate ability to know how to play D&D without being taught, what the fuck is up with that?

Part of being a nerd is D&D, it's... like... the rules... but I don't know how to play it, and it pisses me off!!!!
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