June 13th, 2002

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BAH!

I looked at the soapnet listing, praying for dynasty to be part of the rotation... much to my surprise they have the COLBY'S! The colby's being a second rate dynasty spin off of the second most powerful family in denver. Still... the fact that they have the colby's and not dynasty pisses me off to NO end... I want to watch dynasty... wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Hmph...

Mom wakes up pissed like at 8 in the fucking morning so she decides that it's time to clean out the fridge... when I say clean I mean throw shit around and yell... so I'm ATTEMPTING to sleep but I finally give in after two hours of trying. Then I decide to clean the closet *I was actually pondering doing so earlier when she was yelling about stupid shit* and now I finally got the jumbo sized monitor off her kitchen table... she is pleased and I saved my ass some verbal abuse more than likely. I am clever... Oh, today is the day that the high school has their graduation and it's nice and overcast... not 5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 degrees hot like it was when I graduated last year. Fuckers....
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Hmph...

Mom wakes up pissed like at 8 in the fucking morning so she decides that it's time to clean out the fridge... when I say clean I mean throw shit around and yell... so I'm ATTEMPTING to sleep but I finally give in after two hours of trying. Then I decide to clean the closet *I was actually pondering doing so earlier when she was yelling about stupid shit* and now I finally got the jumbo sized monitor off her kitchen table... she is pleased and I saved my ass some verbal abuse more than likely. I am clever... Oh, today is the day that the high school has their graduation and it's nice and overcast... not 5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 degrees hot like it was when I graduated last year. Fuckers.... I think the phone man just got here to hopefully fix the problem with the phone.
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I wonder...

I wonder if pictures will show up if I attempt to do what I know how to do... probably not because I SUCK! but oh well. Well.. copy and paste doesn't seem to work... dammit, a little help please.
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Comic book's!

Yeah, it's a day late... but noone REALLY pays attention to these things anyways... point taken, but I'm bored so DAMMIT I'm gonna write a lot... yipeee. On with the reviews!

Thanos: Infinity Abyss. Ah... a new chapter in the Infinity series... while the thought of it makes many cringe *none can compare to the gauntlet, as only it has George Perez art* I can honestly say that in this first issue I have no clue what the hell is going on... Something about Warlock going into a cocoon to heal or something... riiiiiiiiiiiiight. So far... not good, but it has Thanos which is always a plus. Grade: C-

G.I. Joe #7: This series is great... more snake-eyes is always a plus in my eyes, but this issue had NO snake-eyes... which angers me. Baroness and Destro were in it... so I can't complain toooo much. But overall this is the worst issue of the series so far, hopefully next month's will be much better. Still, it was good, I suppose, and worthy of a read. Grade: C

Adventures of Superman #605: I've not seen such a dramatic dip in the quality of Art since Ashley Wood did his scribble art in Uncanny X-Men a few months back. This series used to be great, it had art by Weiringo *spelling*, who's art rivals that of McGuinness, it was a good time to be a superman fan with such quality stories and art for two weeks in a row. Now both are gone... and even a book can be saved if it has a good story, but this whole three part "Mirror Mirror" is god awful... stay away, stay far far away. Grade: F

The Order #5, Soon enough this series will come to an end, next month to be precise, unforseen delays not included, and it's a pretty good one. This issue shows basically ALL the heroes on earth getting together to smack down the order... and the worst part is, I can name EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM! Plus, I can almost give all of them their real names... I need a life, I really do. Next issue should be good... hope it comes out soon, I hate delays. Grade: B

X-Treme X-Men #14, no art that I have seen in a long while can EVER match the quality that Salvador Larroca brings me month in and month out in this book... I will miss it when he goes... assuming he ever does. Vargas, the bastard who killed my lovely Psylocke... comes back to smack down with Rogue while the rest of the team is busy trying to save storm from the Hands of Kahn. Sage shows that she can throw down with the best of them, fear this woman people, FEAR THIS WOMAN! Heather and Cameron are apparently descendents of Shi-Ar royality and next month they MAY "Kill" Gambit... god forbid they do that, killing two of my all time favorite comic book characters in the same book just over a year apart... they will suffer. Grade: A-

Green Lantern #151, Second issue of the series that I've picked up, and it looks like I'll be staying around for as long as Judd writes it. The man has a knack for great humor... great humor indeed. The entire city of NYC is going psycho and only Kyle can stop it. Of course, the entire city includes his girlfriend, who has powers akin to his, and the preview for next month shows him and Sentinel going at it... mmmmmm I want next months issue NOW! Grade: B

Elektra #11, again I must commend Greg Horns lovely LOVELY artwork on the cover of this series since issue one. Someone has taken away Elektra's work, making her a poor begger girl and going around and around looking for money. Someone in a wheelchair comes up to her and says that he's the one that mad her lose all the work, and that he'll torture her or something... I like, I like much. Grade: B+
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Bah

Was reading Vanessa's friends list... I can't believe Madonna allowed Kelly Osbourne to do a cover of papa don't preach... I havent' heard it yet and I REFUSE to hear it... Papa don't preach is ONE of Madonna's signature songs... not to be tampered with by some stupid... well I'll stop venting now. Gonna change my icon and I'm still having issues with loading random pictures... My dad was supposed to help me unload stuff down to the basement from the closet... and of course he flakes out as daddy always does.
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Lookie!

New Icon! That Be Kon-El... aka superboy aka main subject of my recently posted story *more shameless plugs... this is true*, and it is drawn by Ed McGuiness... I love his art, and his superboy is magnificent... maybe it's just my ego talking but I think if I lost like 50 million pounds and grew my hair out, plus a piercing, I could pull off the Kon-El look... but again, probably just my ego.
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Hmm



I just took it before and got tiger, but I guess this one is better, after all, it's white! Just got done talking to the former RA too... very nifty.