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Nintendo E3 2011 Reactions

Viewing Nintendo's Press Conference LIVE! Well, not live, because I had to work, but still...



ZELDA!!! ORCHESTRA MUSIC!!!! SHAKING AND CRYING!!! GOOSEBUMPS!!!! 25 YEARS OF THE BEST GAMING SERIES IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!!! BOW DOWN! YOUR FAVES COULD NEVER!!!!!!!!! HAPPY SET IS HAPPY!!!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kinda sad how the Wind Waker just sands out...

ZELDA'S LULLABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE TEARS!!!!!!! BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS I WILL SAVE YOU ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I WAS at this thing, I would be crying. I'm not even lying. I dream of attending an E3 at some point in my live. Even if it's JUST to the Nintendo Press Conference. That's really all that matters.

Umm, if that blonde is supposed to be Zelda in Skyward Sword, sorry to say it... but she fug...

SHIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIGGY IS FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Random translator guy, I respect you, but you are not Shiggy. You help me understand Shiggy, though.

WHAT IS THIS??? Stupid feed going fuzzy for a sec.

ORCHESTRA PLAYING CLASSIC ZELDA TUNES!!!! I CAN DIE HAPPY!

THE FAIRY FOUNTAIN MUSIC!!!!! CRYING AGAIN!!!!

Nintendo could have the orchestra play classic Nintendo tunes the whole time, and I would consider this the best press conference EVER.

LINK'S AWAKENING FOR THE 3DS!!!!!!! DOWNLOADING AFTER!!!!

FREE DOWNLOAD ZELDA!!!!!!!!! FREE! ZELDA!!! SHIGGY!!!! YOU BLESS US!!!!

SKYWARD SWORD THIS HOLIDAY SEASON!!!!! TAKING A WEEK OFF TO PLAY! LEAVE ME ALONE!

GOLD WII REMOTE!!! WANT!!!!

25th ANNIVERSARY SYMPHONY CONCERTS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? GOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOING!!!!!!!!!!!! GOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 MUSIC CDS?!?!?! MINE!!!!! FREE GIFT?!?! EVEN BETTER!

PEOPLE WHO MAKE ZELDA! I LOVE YOU ALL!!! THANK YOU FOR BRINGING ME SO MUCH JOY!

Satoru Iwata-san! Not quite the same as Shiggy, but you're loved. Trust me, you are loved.

Nintendo, you already created perfection. It is known as the Super Nintendo. Haters to the left!

3D MARIO KART!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!! IT WILL BE MINE!!!!! What??? PEOPLE CAN FLY THIS TIME?

3D STAR FOX!!! IT WILL BE MINE!!!! MAKE IT A RAIL SHOOTER!!! YES!! BARREL ROLL!!!!

3D MARIO!!!!!!!!!!! WITH THE MUSIC BLOCKS FROM MARIO 3!!!!!! IT WILL BE MINE!!! THE TANOOKI SUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3D KID ICARUS!!!!!! IT WILL BE MINE!!!!!!!! FLY, PIT! FLY!!!!

3D LUIGI'S MANSION!!!!! ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REGGIE!!!! REGGIE FOR PRESIDENT!!!! Not of Nintendo, of the entire freaking country!!!

PREACH, REGGIE!!!!!

Oooh, they're bringing back the coins in Mario Kart! I approve!

YOU DRIVE UNDER WATER!?!?! MIND IS BLOWN!

HOLIDAY 2011!!!!!

But how does one do a barrel roll if you're using your hands? That seems painful.

Star Fox 3D, THIS SEPTEMBER!

MARIO!!! I HATE YOU, BUT I LOVE YOUR GAMES!!!!

TANOOKI SUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario 3D, before 2012? MAKE IT HAPPY, REGGIE!

KID ICARUS!!!!!! Woah, I thought that was Jecht for a second....

Huh, it features multi-player? Interesting. And a card game? That looks cool! No concrete date, though.

HA!!! LUIGI IS THE FIRST BROTHER OF VIDEO GAMES!!! THAT'S RIGHT, BITCHES! GIVE IT TO ME, REGGIE! I WANT IT NOW!!!! OOOOH! MULTIPLE NEW MANSIONS!

No thank you, Resident Evil 3DS. Hmm, perhaps Tetris, but this shitty transfer is bugging me. Tekken 3D? Interesting.

FREE 3D EXCITEBIKE!!! YAY!!!

The Pokedex 3D seems lame, to be honest. But it is free, so you can't really complain about that, can you?

I need to start this system update...

TALK ABOUT PROJECT CAFE!!!!! REGGIE, BREAK IT DOWN!

WII U!!!!! GIMME, GIMME, GIMME!!!

Ooooh, that new controller looks sexy. But, to be completely honest, it doesn't blow my mind. Although that Zelda game looks FLAWLESS!!! I dunno if that's Skyward Sword, or a Wii U Zelda. I approve of either. I do approve of the Mario Paint feel that the Wii U gives, though.

That controller is going to cost an arm and a leg, isn't it? Not that I care.

No lag? I believe it when I see it.

SHIGGY COMES BACK!!!!

SMASH BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SWEET BABY JESUS!!!! SMASH BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOTH 3DS AND WII U VERSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! But they show nothing. Sad face.

side note: NOW THE HELL DO I UPDATE MY 3DS?

Pretty Bird... pretty flower blossoms. Pretty water. But what did it mean?

WHY THE HELL SHOULD I CARE ABOUT LEGO CITY STORIES? DO. NOT. CARE. Reggie, TALK ABOUT SHIT I CARE ABOUT!

Note that Square isn't saying anything about Wii U. Hmm, Tekken Wii U? A NINJA GAIDEN!!! RYU, YOU'RE COMING HOME!!!!

Mass Effect/Dragon Age on Wii U? That'd be nice. The guy didn't say anything about it, though.

Reggie, there is no considering. I own three of your platforms, and I will own the 4th.

And so it ends. Nintendo wins. It wasn't epic amazing, but it was still better than Sony.