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My mother the moron...

Mom picked me up today. I turn to look at her and I see this thing where there shouldn't be. A nose ring.

MY 50 YEAR OLD MOTHER GOT HER NOSE PIERCED TODAY!!!!

She asked me what I thought about it, and I was very honest and candid. Said it was lame. It is lame. Middle aged women shouldn't be poking holes in their bodies. It makes me want to cry.

In other news: I had a trippy, trippy dream last night. In the dream I was with someone. I don't know who. We were at like this resort thing. At the resort thing was Jill Farren Phelps (GH executive producer), and I did the whole 'I am not worthy' bow thing (why? I don't know...), and like after a few compliments I started railing on her about how could she allow them to get rid of Drew Garrett...

And Drew Garrett was standing right next to her. I didn't realize this until after I started talking about him.

And then I ran.

Seriously, what the hell?